Kevin Gray Comments

Comment on Siggy’s back by: THE POPE

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:53:18 +0000

64 wins is a high standard?
I asked Cardinal Curveball about this guy. He looked into the kitties stats and he said he would get back to me.

Since then he has had to have his stomach pumped, a frontal lobotomy and two laser eye operations.

He told me never again ask him to review the kitties stats.

I think we all understand where the kitties will end up next year in the standings.

Thanks for the laughs jimmy.

Comment on Bill Masse update by: THE POPE

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:00:00 +0000

hey jimmy olson, won’t gary (jimmy’s love of his life) cathcart be jealous?

Left the church on Monday in Chichester and couldn’t get that state wide signal you were talking about.

So I called Cardinal Marconi and he said that you never contacted him jimmy! So what’s up?

Comment on NBA Life Season 6 by: THE POPE

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:28:51 +0000

WGIR 610 AM, which sends a powerful signal throughout the state.

You’ve got to be kidding me!

I can’t get this station in Chichester!

Besides, all those stations may add up to about 100 listeners!

I am going to have Cardinal Marconi contact you boys. You do need some help.

Strong signal around the state, now that is a real laugher!

Comment on NH to Hungary by: THE POPE

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:20:51 +0000

another bonner back side to kiss?

hard to learn a language, dah!
ya think?

come on jimmy, must be a slow news day!

Comment on Blue Jays’ house cleaning by: THE POPE

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:09:28 +0000

worst fan?

Mike, I pray for you so that you get smarter about baseball. That should make ME, FAN OF THE YEAR in jimmy olson’s eyes!

Come on Mike, get with it.

Comment on Blue Jays’ house cleaning by: MikeP

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:31:53 +0000

In other news, the Toronto
Blue Jays have announced that
the contract of THE POPE has
been transferred to the Japanese Industrial League where he will continue in his duties as the WORST FAN EVER.

Comment on Blue Jays’ house cleaning by: Tammy

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:40:56 +0000

This is the best news that could have happened in the off season. Gary is GONE, GONE, GONE.
Now we can get back to winning and having pride again.

The only down fall is the Kenny Joyce got caught up in the process. Kenny is an outstanding batting coach and did not deserve to lumped with the rest of them.

Comment on Coke and a smile by: THE POPE

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:25:20 +0000

Hey jimmy, unless that interview is on tape I don’t believe it. You judging major league talent is like Maine’s claim to owning half of Portsmith’s harbor!

Comment on Blue Jays’ house cleaning by: THE POPE

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:13:37 +0000

Well, when you can pry yorself away ferom reporting on these losers, you can contact cardinal benjamin moore. He will hook you up with the paint and give you your job assignment.

As for the bill, hey it is your penance for stupid predicitons on boy roy and ricky romero. Nothing could possibly redeem your sins for having your proboscis connected to bonners back side.

Comment on Celtics Media Game by: Kevin Gray

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:57:02 +0000

I’ll paint the church. Where do I send the bill?